I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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