Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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