i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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