I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
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we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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