i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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