Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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