I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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