I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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