Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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