So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize