i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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