Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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