i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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