I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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