I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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