even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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