Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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