I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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