it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize