lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i think my cat just said my name.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
My vagina just clenched in fear
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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