The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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