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You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish

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Experience is the best teacher

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(810): You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish (248): Experience is the best teacher http://tfl.nu/l23g

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(417): View more from Missouri

He has such a weird drunk-voice.

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dude, he's deaf.

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(417): He has such a weird drunk-voice. (1-417): dude, he's deaf. http://tfl.nu/4u2p

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.

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(781): I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore. http://tfl.nu/ktqn

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.

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(617): dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick. http://tfl.nu/lewu

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(206): View more from Washington

Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.

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(206): Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use. http://tfl.nu/b12a

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(607): View more from New York

you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY

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(607): you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY http://tfl.nu/h6do

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(917): View more from New York City

Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.

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(917): Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th. http://tfl.nu/pukg

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Vodka shot parachutes

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Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room

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(202): Vodka shot parachutes (265): Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room http://tfl.nu/h39d

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(607): View more from New York

Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.

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(607): Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night. http://tfl.nu/v41h

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(613): View more from Ontario

We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.

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(613): We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me. http://tfl.nu/jjop

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it

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(201): I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it http://tfl.nu/orze

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.

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(902): I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged. http://tfl.nu/u3dy

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(530): View more from California

My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.

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That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.

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(530): My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo. (916): That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone. http://tfl.nu/d9c7

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow

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(203): The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow http://tfl.nu/7yz5

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(719): View more from Colorado

She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).

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(719): She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree). http://tfl.nu/fkun

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