yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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