i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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