I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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