Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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