is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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