He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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