i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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