what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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