Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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