My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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