Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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