therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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