I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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