i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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