Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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