i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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