I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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