i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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