I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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