Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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