Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The adults are the big ones right?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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