Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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