this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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