She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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