You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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