I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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