Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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