I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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